panda
pan-da [pan-duh]
possibly the greatest animal that god put on this earth. usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.
and the Lord came unto the earth and made the panda to his likeness. and HE spoke, saying, "thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." and the Lord smiled upon the panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)and the Lord came unto the cheery panda and spoke, saying, "although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)
kleenex plx thx
full panda workout.
and everyone was panda fighting.
whee~
damn they're adorable.
3 comments:
Eeeee! I want! I want!
The one where they're going down the slide is just too adorable!
(As you can tell by my abundance of exclamation marks)
omg that is way toooo cute!!
the Lord commanded, "go forth and multiply, care for the lands for which thou hath been given." and the panda stood up, yawned and went back to sleep.
(Panda 1:27)
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